Showing posts with label top 10 lists. Show all posts
Showing posts with label top 10 lists. Show all posts

Friday, November 20, 2015

The Top 10 British Comedies You Should Be Watching

Every now and then, I like to force my opinions on you. It's just a thing that makes me happy. So, let's all just try to get through this one together and it will be over before you know it!


Do you like fun? Do you enjoy giggling? Do you think British accents are better? Do you enjoy watching American TV? Well, if you said no, you're wrong, and if you said yes, have I got a list for you! If it's been on in the US, chances are good we stole it from the UK.

There are a million examples I could give, but I'll confine myself to three:



Do you like The Office? That syrupy Jan/Fred (I don't actually know names here, I hated that show) romance thing that sustained an ungodly number of seasons? Yep, Britain did it better.



Do you like Veep? You're missing out on it's far-superior Anglo-original, which I've helpfully included here.



Do you like The Daily Show? I suppose this should say, "Did you used to like it" because let's be honest, it's awful and un-watchable without Jon Stewart. Either way, the limey geniuses had it first (the concept anyway) with Not the Nine O'Clock News. In 1979!

I personally had a slight aversion to Brit-Com for the longest time. I had family and friends who repeatedly gushed about things and I was rebellious and wanted to find things that no one else liked. That didn't end very well, and I've come back to the "fold", as it were.

These gems are found on Netflix, but some are only on DVD or Hulu Plus or Amazon Prime Instant Video. There's also always piracy I guess, but I can't condone that. For legal reasons. I now realize the genius behind some of these shows and while there are some bad episodes, for the most part, they are superb. I now find myself compelled to share these with everyone, spread the word, you know... for the greater good.




So, in no particular order, I give you:

Top 10 British Comedy Television Shows That You Should Be Watching
Get in there, I mean right now!
But before we begin... (grumble-grumble-grumble)

Honorable Mentions
(Historic, Honourable Mentions, in this case I guess?)

These are shows that everyone watches. The grande dames, they have movies and millions and they don't need my help. You already love them!

Black Adder / Mr. Bean, The Inbetweeners, Red Dwarf, Absolutely Fabulous, Fawlty Towers...

And master of them all, Monty Python's Flying Circus.

But this isn't about what you are already watching, this is about those few hidden gems you may not have seen, but you should! Let's do this!





10. Black Books / Father Ted / The IT Crowd
Or as I like to call it, the “Graham Linehan Trilogy”. These are primarily shows about three or four people in an unusual situation. An unusual, hilarious situation. From a quiet bookshop to a small parish to the bustling world of Internet Things, these sitcoms bring the funny. They all feature brilliant performances and talented casts. The quirky, idiosyncratic, manic storylines are wonderful and funny. If you haven’t seen these, give them a try. Black Books is my personal favorite, followed by The IT Crowd and finishing with Father Ted.

9 ¾ : The Good Life
I wasn’t going to include this one. But a wise person told me not to discriminate against things I don’t understand. This is a quaint story about a husband and wife who want to unplug and homestead in their very suburban home outside London. It’s the 70’s. That’s the only explanation I’ve got here. This show had comedy and wit and fun, and I loved Paul Eddington as the posh neighbor. However, this show is part of the tapestry that lead to me write Non-Steading. So, while I despise everything they try to do in this show, and cheered a bit when they failed at things, it is genuinely funny and you may want to check it out. Ahem.


9. The Vicar of Dibley
This is one that most people have at least heard of. Geraldine is a force to be reckoned with, and so is her boss. This series was always being heralded as the second coming and it took me a while to get on board. But after seeing Alice how could anyone turn away? The actors on this show tackle real world problems, bringing levity and sanity to anyone who needs it. Make sure to watch the Blessing of the Animals episode, and tell me your heart doesn’t melt. I was smiling so hard I may have cried a little. Or a lot. But it’s not all heart-warming, there’s a great bit of comedy in there as well. Plus a very, very  young Peter Capaldi if you watch closely! Plus Sean Bean doesn't die!


8. As Time Goes By
This is the show I think really made me admire Dame Judi. Not only was she off playing M, winning awards, being an over-all badass, but she was making this quietly wonderful revelation on television. This is what it really looks like to be good at your job all of the time. Between her and Geoffrey Palmer, it’s impossible not to giggle! It made me wish I had a coffee plantation in Kenya that I could lose and then find the love of my life a second time around!

7. Spaced
Ah, a love letter to my childhood. I almost wish I could have appreciated this gem way back when it first aired! This tiny confection only lasted two seasons, but those were all it needed. Of course, we all would have loved more, but Simon Pegg and Edgar Wright had other things they needed to bring us like Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz! (We don’t talk about The World’s End around these parts.) This show also introduced me to Jessica Hynes, who aged nicely, as we will see. From Resident Evil to aliens to comics and more, this show is a perfect capsule that you can swallow any time to help with Anger… Pain… Fear... Agression.


6. The Last of the Summer Wine
This one has always held a special place in my head. It was the first show I remember watching that had British characters. It was also the first time I got to see the creations of Roy Clarke, and that is always fortuitous. Like most British shows, this one just keeps recasting people as they leave, so it’s a little confusing at first. Once you look past any small inconsistencies, you are free to sit back and enjoy this madcap romp. Generally focusing on older men who still think they are quite young, it gives you hope that you’ll be that active in your golden years!


5. W1A
This is the only show (I think!) that I’m listing that is still on the air. My favorite thing to say about this is, “Hollywood created a show named after a zip code and we got 90210. The BBC does it and we get W1A.” Finally a chance to see Hugh Bonneville outside the walls of Downton, and we get more Jessica Hynes as the PR maven slash nightmare. Everything about this production is dazzling. They are dealing with the charter renewal, poking fun at themselves and the BBC, and slaying all the sacred cows they can find. Their meeting on BAME/LGBT numbers is on-point for how most offices sound these days when trying to “hit their numbers” and it is comical. Plus I love Will and I don’t even know what’s wrong with him yet. Seriously, check this show out and be vocal if you like it, maybe it won’t get cancelled!


4. Yes, Minister / Yes, Prime Minister
This is another classic example of British television being awesome. When America does politics we get The West Wing. It’s a great show, but it’s not exactly light. When they make a show about politics across the pond, we get House of Cards. Oh that’s right we stole that too! Don’t get me wrong, Spacey is amazing, and I binge that show with everyone else. But back to Yes, Minister and its fabulous follow-up Yes, Prime Minister! These are the shows that other shows try to be. From the delightfully smarmy Sir Humphrey Appleby to the return of Paul Eddington as Jim Hacker, MP, this show contains more laughs than you realize. I’ve had to watch it dozens of times to mine new jokes, and they just keep appearing. Everything from multiple meanings and witty double entendres to insider humor can be found in this wealth of material. My personal favorite quote explained everything I ever needed to know about the newspapers in Britain.
Asked about the press Hacker responds, “The Daily Mirror is read by the people who think they run the country. The Guardian is read by people who think they ought to run the country. The Times is read by the people who actually do run the country. The Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country. The Financial Times is read by people who own the country. The Morning Star is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country. The Daily Telegraph is read by the people who think it is.”
Woolley, his secretary, asks about people who read the Sun. Hacker replies with, “Sun readers don't care who runs the country - as long as she's got big tits.”


3. Keeping Up Appearances
This is the pinnacle of Roy Clarke’s creations in my book. If you’ve never seen Hyacinth Bucket (that’s pronounced Bouquet, dear.) then you are missing something in your life. You will also never feel as sorry for a man as you do for Richard, but that’s fine. This show is basically Married with Children, but heaps better. It has a whole mad crowd: Daisy and Onslow, Rose and whoever she’s on top of that week and their batty father, Elizabeth the neighbor and Emmet her poor divorced brother, the scruffy Dog, absent Sheridan. Every single episode of this series is a standalone masterpiece. From what I understand, it’s still in syndication in the UK out of sheer popularity. If you only watch one thing from this list, make it Keeping Up Appearances. You won’t regret it.


2. My Hero
Never has one show caused so much love and then so much hatred. I hesitated here. I love this show beyond all reason. Seasons 1 through 5 will determine whether I can be friends with a person. Season 6 is even worse than The World’s End. We don’t just avoid talking about it, we actively forget it exists. So, please go and watch this amazing show right up until the end of Season 5. Then follow the lead actor over to Father Ted. Do not watch past the end of Season 5 and you will love this show more than you thought possible. You can watch Season Six Episode One if you want to see what happens to George, but I… I don’t recommend it, honestly. Basically just assume everything is fine and the end of Season 5 is the end of the show.


1. The Thick of It


Malcolm Tucker.
Love him, hate him, fear him.

If you don’t know who Malcolm Tucker is, allow me to introduce you. I can’t possible write a better review of this show than to just show you this clip.

It does contain #NSFW language. Be prepared!



This is Peter Capaldi as Malcolm Tucker. I know he’s the new Doctor, but I will always love him for this role. This is my favorite show, and it should be yours, too. Yes, there are a lot of sweary words and this is definitely #NSFW, but it is just sidesplitting hilarity. Once you get past the language, which let’s be honest, is a bit like naughty poetry in the hands of a master-dramatist like Capaldi, it’s just all wonderful. And just remember it's NMFP.

It's the best Death Glare I've ever seen.


So, there's my list of suggestions. If you think there is a conspicuous absence of crime-solving comedy (Waiting for God, etc) or WWII era fun (Like Dad's Army?), you are correct, as those need their very own lists! 'Til Next Time!

 Is there anything you would add? What's your favorite, unsung Brit-Com?

Saturday, October 10, 2015

This Day in Cats: #Caturday Issue Three 10.10.15

A message from our furry friends.
It's October, and we are doing the whole #Horror #Scary #Caturday theme.

I really wanted to find scary pictures of kitties for this week, but I have to be honest. I could not search for that.

I tried one day, and you do not want to find out what happens when you put "scary horror cat pics" into a search engine. It's like the worst of humanity condensed into an internet page. Enter Plan B. I could try to put my kitties into scary backgrounds, but it turns out I'm really terrible with any sort of photo-editing, software, picture-y things. Who knew? So that idea was out. Luckily, I came up with a Plan C! You know, for Cats.

I give you my Top 10 List of Horror Movies Featuring Cats!
(Accompanied by pictures of course, this is #Caturday!)


10. Pet Sematary (1989)


9. Strays (1991)
8. The Black Cat (1981)









7. Cat's Eye (1985)
6. Cat People (1942)


5. Kuroneko (1968)
4. Cat People (1982)

3. The Cat (2011)


2. The Uncanny (1977)


1. The Comedy of Terrors (1963)

Awwww Rhubarb!


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Wednesday, September 30, 2015

Commandments of Logic


I have no idea where I found this originally, but whenever I see fighting on the internet, I feel compelled to share it. Try to stick to these commandments in any argument. Keep it civilized. That's the real victory.


Monday, September 21, 2015

Top 10 Fall TV Shows (That I Plan to Watch and Why You Should Too)

These are in no particular order. The reasons listed are my own, and I don't expect anyone else to share them. Feel free to ask on Twitter if you have any questions. All premier dates are for the US. For times, check the internet to make sure you get the right one for your timezone.


Caskett
Castle:
Premiers Sept. 21st, 2015
Reasons to Watch - Fun, lovable, Nathan Fillion, Caskett.
Not only is the probably the best murder mystery show being produced in the US, it's got humor and intelligence. Plus, as I have mentioned, Nathan Fillion. That's really all you should need.

Supernatural:
Premiers Oct. 7th, 2015
Reasons to Watch - Scary, fun, SamDeanCas, practical ghost hunting advice.
This is a bit more for younger fans, but honestly if you started watching this when it first aired about a decade ago, you're probably in your 20s at least. This show has a mostly rabid fandom, and is actually fun to watch most of the time. I recommend catching up on Netflix just in case you want to know what's actually going on. Otherwise, tune in just for the eye candy and fun. Salt and burn people!

The Blacklist:
Premiers Oct. 1st, 2015
Reasons to Watch - Clever, Dark, James Spader's voice.
This show is also available on Netflix for catching up on the first two seasons. It probably gets the award for most lovable bad guy, who might not be bad, but still... It's twisty fun, and who can resist seeing the criminals they deal with each week? The underlying story about fathers, daughters and the fate of the free world is pretty gripping as well.

AHS Hotel:
Premiers Oct. 7th, 2015
Reasons to Watch - Horror, Lady Gaga, Innovation.

The last few seasons of AHS have been a bit hit-or-miss for me, but I honestly can't stop watching them. They are all beautiful to watch and the story lines are at least trying to be original while still giving enough familiar imagery to tug at your sense of nostalgia. This year, there will be a great setting in the haunted hotel, and hopefully a great cast including Kathy Bates. It's a bit of a "cross your fingers and hope this iteration is good" show, but worth checking out the first few episodes.

Criminal Minds:
Premiers Sept. 30th, 2015
Reasons to Watch - Intelligent, Lovable Characters, Great Murders, Garcia.

For those of you who haven't seen CM, it's got all the seasons on Netflix now, so get to work! This is by far one of the best shows, right up there with Murder, She Wrote and Quincy for staying power. A sometimes rotating cast, great story lines and murders to solve, this one is a must watch every year. Unless they got rid of Hotch or Garcia, then I'd be done.

Scandal:
Premieres Sept. 24th, 2015
Reasons to Watch - Hidden secrets, wine, love triangles, Mellie Grant.
You know when you find a show that infuriates you but you can't stop watching? That's what Scandal is for me. Watch the first four seasons on Netflix before jumping in for season 5 because this is not an easy to follow plot. Everyone is lying about everything to everybody else and it is just fabulous. Plus I always feel like I should be drinking wine when I watch Olivia and her white-hat turned slightly grey-er hat adventures. She has a passion for red, and I like to be sympathetic.

We are Scorpion.
Scorpion:
Premieres Sept. 21st, 2015
Reasons to Watch - Fast-paced, Sylvester, flashy, Ralph, Walter's sister.
This show. I seriously don't have words to describe why you need to watch it, you just do. It's so great and a little Magnum PI-ish and just fun. They do big things, they have the amazing Robert Patrick, they have the adorable kid, this show just has everything. You should do everyone a favor and watch the second season.

How to Get Away with Murder:
Premieres Sept. 24th 2015
Reasons to Watch - The girl from The Killing, dark secrets, murder plots, fast rewinds, Frank.
Frank is by far the most interesting part of this show. Well, and the girl from The Killing. We may actually get to find out "Who murdered Rosie Larsen?" this time around! The first season is up on Netflix, and it's by the same creator of Scandal. You can count on the tough as nails African-American goddess to be at the center, this time in the form of Viola Davis.

The Librarians:
Premieres Nov. 1st, 2015
Librarians, action, Christian Kane.
Reasons to Watch - Based of the popular TNT movie franchise "The Librarian: Quest for the Spear", et al. This has a fun cast, cute special effects and encourages reading. I can't imagine a better use for a television show. It also has the yummy and amazing Christian Kane, who you may have seen in Leverage. He is paired with several people including the somehow-in-this-show Rebecca Romijn, who I hope is not coming back for season 2. She wasn't great.

NCIS:
Premieres Sept. 22nd, 2015
Reason to Watch - Gibbs.
We all have to know what happened! I have to be honest, I'll probably stop watching this show completely if they kill off Gibbs. I can't stand Bishop, and Tim and Tony are fine, but they can't support the show alone. They could just make it a show about Abby, that's I'd watch. ffMaybe if they brought back Ziva... but anyway, this is all on Netflix as well, and worth the watch.
The best friendship on TV

Honorary Mentions:

Person of Interest
I've already written a whole thing about that show, so go look that up on my blog here.
Doctor Who

Don't act like you aren't excited!
Obviously I'm taking for granted here that you are already watching the Doctor, since it already premiered. If not, address that before continuing with the list.
Sherlock BBC

This should be coming back for a Christmas Special this year, and a new season in 2016. You're silly if you don't watch.
The League/South Park

These are just personal faves, but I understand they aren't for everyone. Check them out if you like funny and occasionally dirty jokes. Or if you want to stay at the EBDBBnB.

Saturday, September 12, 2015

Top 10 Video Games for Authors (and everyone)

My favorite Trivial Pursuit, for example.
I'm a huge fan of games, be it board, console, PC or other. One of the pluses about being a gamer is the ability to really take off into a world that is not your own, live another life. Games have the ability to communicate those stories, just as books do. What is being a writer, after all, if not a storyteller? Writing is a skill that we take years to develop in most cases. We hear from an early age that reading is essential to our craft, that the more we read the better we will become at capturing our stories, be they fiction or non-fiction. Lately, books have gotten cheaper, and people read more on computer screens than paper. But in making that shift to reading on the screen, we should remember that there is another new medium that should not be forgotten. Video games.

We think of them usually as a few mindless hours to distract a child or a fun way to kill time. Some make money streaming their games for others to watch (reminiscent of the days we used to go over to our friend's houses to gather around one N64, PS or dual each other at Pong) or record their gameplay for uploads to YouTube. These mostly focus on the technical skill of the game, how to beat a boss, how to kill faster, more efficient travel, tips and tricks. But playing a game yourself, especially a well-crafted game, with a story you can get invested in, that can be a transformative experience. There are some games that suck you in just as deftly as a well-written novel.

Modern video games have the potential to be just as epic, enthralling and engaging as the storytellers of old. Modern writers should consider playing games to see if there's anything they could absorb that may make them more effective storytellers. Most importantly, they can be an important bridge to the older forms of storytelling which relied more on verbal and visual communication, less on written words. Video games are the visual and verbal storytellers of our time. They are the modern equivalent of the shaman dancing around the fire, the old fisherman with his tall tales of giant creatures, the mother soothing her children with fairy tales. They are showing us who we are, and who we have the potential to be. Like any good story, video games fill a void within us.

Therefore, since it is #NationalVideoGameDay, I'll be giving you my:

Top 10 Video Games for Authors

Please keep in mind, these are not reviews, they are merely opinion. Some of these may be based loosely on books. This list is not based on gameplay, difficulty or personal choice, simply on quality and depth of story.
Honorable Mentions:
Silent Hill Series, Resident Evil Series, Prince of Persia (They made movies.)


10. Alan Wake, Alan Wake’s American Nightmare (Steam)

9. Thief (Amazon)

8. This War of Mine (Steam)

7. Sherlock Holmes: Crimes and Punishments (Amazon)

6. Fallout Series (Steam)

5. Witcher Series (Steam)


4. Uncharted Series (Amazon)


3. Assassin’s Creed Series (Amazon)

2. Gone Home (Steam)


1. Bioshock Trilogy (Bioshock, Bioshock 2, Bioshock Infinite) (Steam & Amazon)